(801) Dear bed, I’m sorry I left you this morning, take me back?
(802) If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
(803) Be the attitude you want to be around. — Tim deTellis
(804) Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?
(805) One morning you wake up afraid to live.
(806) Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
(807) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
(808) Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
(809) Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
(810) A Bunch of Red roses signifies deep love & respect for you my love. Friends for Ever Sweetheart!! Happy Rose Day!!
(811) You know what Rose Means It also means: R- Rare. O- Ones. S- Supporting. E- Entire life. Happy Rose Day
(812) A man asks a question to trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress some beautiful girl , which machine should I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
(813) It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
(814) The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
(815) When two people really care about each other, they will always look for a way to make it work, no matter how hard it is.
(816) Silence is better than lies.
(817) I’m done begging for your love.
(818) Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.
(819) One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching
(820) Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
(821) If you left me without a reason, don’t come back with an EXCUSE.
(822) Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
(823) Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ?
(824) Sometimes, people don’t notice the things we do for them, until we stop doing it.
(825) I’ll love you till my final breath.
(826) The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
(827) A drunk man walks into a bar…but enough about me… ……Funny Attitude whatsappp status
(828) You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..
(829) My Attitude is my born gift and nobody can take it from me!
(830) I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
(831) Yes I’m smiling, but you’re not the reason anymore!
(832) Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
(833) Soon I will become a genius ??
(834) Work until peoples will want autograph of you.
(835) Do more of what makes you happy.
(836) An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
(837) If someone ever says you’re weird, say Thank you!!
(838) I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.
(839) The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.
(840) I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.
(841) No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress. you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.
(842) Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
(843) Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
(844) Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
(845) We don’t have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!
(846) It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing
(847) Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
(848) Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
(849) How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.
(850) Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
(851) All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
(852) Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit. ….. attitude status
(853) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
(854) I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me, but its the 1% that keeps me going.
(855) 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
(856) I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
(857) If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
(858) Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
(859) I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
(860) A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
(861) When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
(862) Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?.
(863) Do a little more each day than you think you can. (Best whatsapp status)
(864) I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
(865) Friendship lightens every burden and makes sun shine brighter.
(866) Life doesn’t get easier you just get stronger.
(867) Everything should be made as simple as possible but not simpler.
(868) I love my job…when I am on my vacations.
(869) With this rose, I m not only give you merely a rose, but I give you my heart and soul. I send to you all the love I have to give, and anything else that would give me the chance to touch your heart.
(870) There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t ,,,What you’ve got to do is turn around and say “watch me”
(871) The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
(872) History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
(873) A girl on her Whatsapp status…“Sleeping”…since 3 Days! She’s probably dead. 😀
(874) Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
(875) Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.
(876) I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
(877) There must be a limit on the number of frogs you have to kiss before you find your beloved prince. Too many frogs are having fun.
(878) Everyone falls, but one day, Someone will pick you and dust the dirt off. ……. Live life free status for whatsapp
(879) Some mistakes are committed one time.
(880) Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
(881) I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!
(882) I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
(883) God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
(884) The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.
(885) Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
(886) Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have
(887) Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
(888) You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.
(889) If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
(890) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
(891) Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.
(892) Things that can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you and 2) 50% Discount. ……. girlfriend whatsapp status
(893) Always respect if want to get the same.
(894) Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.
(895) If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.
(896) Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
(897) some love stories end before it starts….
(898) Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
(899) Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …
(900) When I miss you, it’s like every song I listen to is about you.
(901) You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.
(902) Pearls don’t lie on the sea shore. If you want one, you must dive for it.
(903) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
(904) When You Sit Alone …You Sit With Your Past … 🙁
(905) Love is like a fart thing, If you have too force it, It’s probably a crap.
(906) Mai dimag main nahi…Dil main aata hu—Salman Bhai
(907) Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.
(908) Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.
(909) Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
(910) I’m not drunk…I’m just chemically out of balance. 😛 If everything in coming in your way…Go ahead…Sahi Ja rhe ho!! 😀 People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
(911) You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
(912) My first name and your last name would sound great together.
(913) Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others.
(914) Maybe they are right. Maybe I did get my hopes up too high. Maybe I was in over my head. Maybe I am the stupid one for ever thinking that you loved me, but maybe, just maybe, I am tired of being alone.
(915) Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.
(916) Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.
(917) Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there’s love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.
(918) Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by.
(919) His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.
(920) I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
(921) You can love two people at the same time. But never at the same degree.
(922) I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
(923) It’s never going to be the same again. And that’s whats killing me.
(924) He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
(925) Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
(926) Can’t stop these tears from coming anymore.
(927) I love you with all my butt, I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
(928) Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
(929) Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love Happy Rose Day!!
(930) I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
(931) For God’s sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
(932) Born to express not to impress.
(933) Forget the haters…cause some body loves you.
(934) How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don’t have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already is.
(935) You can eat continue till 3 day…..on Whatsapp.
(936) I love you yesterday, today & tomorrow. I can’t change that no matter what.
(937) True love is modest and shy.
(938) I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
(939) Is is true that Your Life is Boring? If answer is Yes….Then Type ‘I Love ’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! ??
(940) I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
(941) If you don’t go after what you want,you will never have it. If you don’t ask the answer is always NOIF you don’t step forward you are always in the same place.
(942) Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
(943) The last thing I want to do is Kill you. But it’s still on the list.
(944) My heart beats only for you..
(945) What happens when it’s time to let go of something you can’t live without?
(946) My attitude based on how you treat me.
(947) What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
(948) Knowledge cannot replace friendship.I would rather be an idiot than loose you.
(949) Don’t see others doing better than you,Beat your own records everyday because,Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF
(950) Love isn’t complicated, people are.
(951) My life my rules. _|_
(952) Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
(953) A relationship doesn’t need any promises, terms or conditions, it just need to wonderful people” One who can trust ” and ” One who can understand ”
(954) Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
(955) Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.
(956) I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. .. facebook update status
(957) All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
(958) Live like a candle which burns itself but gives light to others.
(959) Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
(960) I am not perfect and i don’t have to be
(961) Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
(962) “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
(963) If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
(964) Is tired of trying, sick of crying, yea I’m smiling, but inside I’m dying…!!
(965) Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦? Please Do This Now.
(966) I hope you always find a reason to smile.
(967) Fall in love not in line.
(968) I just don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m always too busy in loving people who love me.
(969) I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
(970) Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
(971) You are too much stronger than you think.
(972) I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
(973) A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.
(974) Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine
(975) I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉
(976) First love never dies, But true love can bury it alive.
(977) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he… (funny hindi status)
(978) But to have someone with whom u can share your incompleteness”
(979) Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
(980) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
(981) Maybe tomorrow, when you are done with your anger and I am done with mine, we can smile at each other and remember just how much we mean to each other.
(982) Someone who truly loves you, won’t make you feel like you need to constantly fight for their notice.
(983) I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
(985) Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ??
(986) In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
(987) Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
(988) It’s easier to find excuses than to find courage. …
(989) I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
(990) I just need a good Wifi and Wife.
(991) If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
(992) People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..
(993) The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
(994) If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!
(995) I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
(996) I want our relationship to be like Tom and Jerry. No matter how many times we fight, we won’t be apart.
(997) Marriage is a workshop where husband work and wife shops
(998) I don’t love the way you lie.
(999) loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.
(1000) Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.