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1 ) . “I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”

2 ) . Cutting Myself While Shaving.

3 ) . Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!

4 ) . When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.!!!!

5 ) . I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

6 ) . You can do anything, but not everything !!!!

7 ) . HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY 😛

8 ) . It’s Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.

9 ) . Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They’re Not Automatic.

10 ) . The Volume On The Video I’m Watching Is Too Low And I Can’t Turn It Up Anymore.

11 ) . When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In!!!   best cool whatsapp status

12 ) . My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..

13 ) . Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.

14 ) . I enjoy when people shows attitude to me!!!

15 ) . Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!

16 ) . I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

17 ) . Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

18 ) . Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

19 ) . INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS.

20 ) . A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

21 ) . Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.

22 ) . Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.

23 ) . A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

24 ) . I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

25 ) . I Have To Many Notifications.

26 ) . I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet…There’s Nothing On Tv!

27 ) . I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.

28 ) . You should never play with someones heart!!!

29 ) . Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley..

30 ) . I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉

31 ) . Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛

32 ) . Honesty is the best gift you can give.

33 ) . My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.

34 ) . When Your Alarm Doesn’t Go Off.

35 ) . We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.

36 ) . Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.    #1 cool whatsapp status

37 ) . Awesome yeh mausam badaaaa <3

38 ) . When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn’t Come With The Artwork.

39 ) . I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

40 ) . My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!

41 ) . They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.

42 ) . My Car Doesn’t Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.

43 ) . My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.

44 ) . Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

45 ) . My Garage Door Opener Didn’t Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.

46 ) . When You Had Sex…But It Was Only A Dream.

47 ) . Always spend your valuable time with your self..

48 ) . If you don’t care, stop talking about it !!!!

49 ) . I Don’t Know How To Play The Guitar.

50 ) . I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.

51 ) . If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

52 ) . There’s Not Enough Time In The Day…Yet, I’m On Facebook.

53 ) . Don’t compare me with anyone. I am original !!!

54 ) . It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !!!

55 ) . Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!  #2 cool status

56 ) . Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing” 😛

57 ) . Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.

58 ) . Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.

59 ) . i dont change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉

60 ) . My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.

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