1 ) . “I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”
2 ) . Cutting Myself While Shaving.
3 ) . Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
4 ) . When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.!!!!
5 ) . I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
6 ) . You can do anything, but not everything !!!!
7 ) . HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY 😛
8 ) . It’s Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
9 ) . Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They’re Not Automatic.
10 ) . The Volume On The Video I’m Watching Is Too Low And I Can’t Turn It Up Anymore.
11 ) . When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In!!! best cool whatsapp status
12 ) . My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
13 ) . Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.
14 ) . I enjoy when people shows attitude to me!!!
15 ) . Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!
16 ) . I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
17 ) . Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
18 ) . Love your girl like You love your Coffeeâ€¦ Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
19 ) . INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS.
20 ) . A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
21 ) . Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.
22 ) . Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.
23 ) . A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
24 ) . I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
25 ) . I Have To Many Notifications.
26 ) . I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet…There’s Nothing On Tv!
27 ) . I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.
28 ) . You should never play with someones heart!!!
29 ) . Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley..
30 ) . I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
31 ) . Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛
32 ) . Honesty is the best gift you can give.
33 ) . My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
34 ) . When Your Alarm Doesn’t Go Off.
35 ) . We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.
36 ) . Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake. #1 cool whatsapp status
37 ) . Awesome yeh mausam badaaaa <3
38 ) . When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn’t Come With The Artwork.
39 ) . I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
40 ) . My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!
41 ) . They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.
42 ) . My Car Doesn’t Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
43 ) . My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
44 ) . Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
45 ) . My Garage Door Opener Didn’t Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.
46 ) . When You Had Sex…But It Was Only A Dream.
47 ) . Always spend your valuable time with your self..
48 ) . If you don’t care, stop talking about it !!!!
49 ) . I Don’t Know How To Play The Guitar.
50 ) . I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.
51 ) . If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
52 ) . There’s Not Enough Time In The Day…Yet, I’m On Facebook.
53 ) . Don’t compare me with anyone. I am original !!!
54 ) . It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !!!
55 ) . Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever! #2 cool status
56 ) . Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing” 😛
57 ) . Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.
58 ) . Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
59 ) . i dont change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
60 ) . My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.