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Who doesn’t want to message for free ??It was just about time for messenger to eventually gain popularity.

One of them just became viral with more than 1 billion android users in just 4 years.Yes we are taking about whatsapp.

The main reason behind its success can be attributed to its timings and no ads concept.It is free to android users and was charged $1 for ios platform until Jan 18 after which it became completely free.

The company quoted “we’re happy to announce that WhatsApp will no longer charge subscription fees. For many years, we’ve asked some people to pay a fee for using WhatsApp after their first year. As we’ve grown, we’ve found that this approach hasn’t worked well. Many WhatsApp users don’t have a debit or credit card number and they worried they’d lose access to their friends and family after their first year. So over the next several weeks, we’ll remove fees from the different versions of our app and WhatsApp will no longer charge you for our service.” on their official whatsapp website.

Whatsapp has a cool feature of adding statuses,popularly called whatsapp status in app.It’s similar to facebook status or instagram status or hike status.

We’ll sharing some of the best whatsapp status for you in this article


(1) I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

(2) A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

(3) Silence is the most powerful scream.

(4) Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to see my Whatsapp status

(5) Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me.

(6) forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

(7) The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

(8) No one realizes the beauty of love, until you’re caught in it.

(9) Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo

(10) A good friend might help you move,but a best friend will help you move a dead body.

(11) Of course I’m not pure perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

(12) Never ask for directions from a starfish.

(13) Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl

(14) Life is short, make fun of it.

(15) I am not Special, I am just Limited Edition.

(16) “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.

(17) A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.

(18) Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

(19) Where there is love there is life- Mahatma Gandhi

(20) The most pain full memory i have is of when i walked away and you let me leave.

(21) He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life

(22) Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

(23) The best feelings are felt by the heart and cannot be heard or seen.

(24) All birds find shelter during a rain,but Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds,Problems are common,but attitude makes the difference.

(25) It’s just none of their damn business :/

(26) Life is like riding keep your balance, you must be keep moving.

(27) Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

(28) You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

(29) If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough

(30) When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀

(31) My head says, “Who cares?” But then my heart whispers “You do,stupid..”

(32) A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

(33) Sometimes you wish for something. You want it so badly, but you want even more for it to be perfect like you imagined it. And sometimes, you get it, and it’s everything you thought it would be.

(34) At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂

(35) Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

(36) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

(37) I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

(38) I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

(39) The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

(40) Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚

(41) Trust in God, But lock your car.

(42) Success is steady progress toward’s one’s personal goal.

(43) I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..! ……( sweet whatsapp status)

(44) You either live in love or die, there is no way in between

(45) All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a packet of chips.

(46) Love is being stupid together- Paul Valery

(47) I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂

(48) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

(49) The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

(50) Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite. <3

(51) Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags. ……( best funny whatsapp status)

(52) I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

(53) INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

(54) Ill never leave you- BIGGEST LIE.

(55) Weird is a side effect of awesome.

(56) I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

(57) Tough times don’t last, but tough people do.

(58) LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!

(59) Forever is a long time but i wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.

(60) Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

(61) The madness of love is the greatest of heaven’s blessings.-Plato

(62) Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax.

(63) You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

(64) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

(65) Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

(66) Love is like a rubber band. Both pull on, one release & it hurts the person who has held it.

(67) You can’t be wise and in love at the same time.

(68) Once you learn to be happy alone you won’t tolerate anyone who can’t make you just as happy.

(69) My attitude depends upon who is front of me.

(70) The Rose Speaks of Love Silently,in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day Sweetheart!

(71) Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

(72) Love demands less than friendship.

(73) A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

(74) Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.

(75) Passion is the genesis of genius.

(76) Love is like quicksand, The deeper you fall in, The harder it is to get out.

(77) Love is like an hourglass, when the mind is empty, the heart is full.

(78) I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. 😀

(79) May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

(80) Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

(81) I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.

(82) I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION. … Attitude status

(83) Hate a person seriously but never try to love for fun.

(84) Always respects your self-respect and be proud.

(85) Men speak less at home as wives are good with knives.

(86) A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.

(87) Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

(88) Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite

(89) I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

(90) Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

(91) Forget your past forgive yourself and begin again.

(92) I am totally in the hands of the Lord.

(93) Funny one -I stay up late every night and always realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

(94) My life ,my rule,that’s my attitude..

(95) Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.

(96) Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.

(97) A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.

(98) Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.

(99) Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ….Mahtma Gandhi

(100) GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ??

(101) I wish I were a cell in your blood, so I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart. Happy Teddy Bear Day.

(102) Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

(103) Some people don’t know the true meaning of the word “friend”.

(104) Love is knowing that some one is there for you always

(105) I need a Google in my mind and an Anti-virus in my heart.

(106) Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega. …….( best hindi status for whatsapp)

(107) Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole so a little anger or ego can burn up all the nobility of a good relation be good with everyone.

(108) No matter how Crazy & Funny the Scenes are around You ,

(109) I hope we can still be friends~~the worst break up line ever.

(110) Don’t forget to love yourself.

(111) Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

(112) Life is messy love is Messier.

(113) Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.

(114) When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don’t understand that you make yourself available for them every time…

(115) Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

(116) Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

(117) Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow

(118) No matter, what will be situations…I’ll be with you always.

(119) I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

(120) GOD will make a way, when there seems no way.

(121) Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

(122) When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

(123) They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

(124) Live out of your imagination, not your history.

(125) Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

(126) “Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.”

(127) I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

(128) How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

(129) Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping. – Bo Derek

(130) Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.

(131) Make me imperishable with a kiss.

(132) When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.

(133) No DP because too many people najar lagaing.

(134) The People who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

(135) Be Mine Teddy Bear Day.I Am Sending You This Valentine Wish With Hugs And Kisses Too;Cause There,IS A Place Here In My Heart That,IS Mad For Only You!!!

(136) Life is better when I’m drunk.

(137) The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

(138) You can hurt me with the truth, But please don’t comfort me with your lies.

(139) I speak of my mind. I never mind what I speak.

(140) I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

(141) Don’t look for love. Quietly give it away and let if find you back.

(142) Out of all your lies, You said to me.. “I love you” was my favorite.

(143) If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

(144) I loved you…but I guess that my love couldn’t save this…nothing could.

(145) whatsapp should have a limit on how many times a message can be send at a time … after 3 times it should be change default to You R UNSTABLE!

(146) Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J

(147) There is no finish line so love the journey.

(148) Can’t talk, Whatsapp only.


(149) Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

(150) The best revenge is being yourself.

(151) Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.

(152) Not even a million fights could make me hate you.

(153) You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

(154) My personality is who I m & my attitude depends on who you are!”

(155) Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.

(156) [bctt tweet=”My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….”]

(157) The best curve on your whole body.

(158) If you want something you’ve never had, you have 2 do something you’ve never done.

(159) Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

(160) Follow your heart and see where you land.

(161) It is better to wear out than to rust out.

(162) Life is Short – Do Chat Fast!

(163) You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.

(164) I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

(165) When two people fall in love, all they can think about is how to build a perfect world around them.

(166) Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others.

(167) Don’t die with your song still inside of you.

(168) I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.

(169) Many beautiful flowers in the world but my flower is you.You are most beautiful than others,I Love you my lovely rose. Happy Rose Day Dear!!

(170) A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

(171) I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..

(172) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because

(173) I miss you, but I know you don’t care.

(174) Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

(175) Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on. (Latest whatsapp status)

(176) A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything

(177) The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.

(178) One day u Will cry 4 me like i cried 4 u.

(179) If you believe in yourself, things are possible.

(180) Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

(181) believe deep down your heart that you are destined to do great things.

(182) I cannot wait for the day when somebody tells me I am the best thing that ever happened to them.. & they mean it.

(183) Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

(184) A true love story nerve ends.

(185) Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

(186) Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

(187) Just bcz we don;t talk doesn’t mean i don’t think about you. I’m just trying to distance myself because i know i can’t have you.

(188) Love me ?? Great. Hate me ?? Even Better. Don’t know me ?? Don’t judge me !!

(189) she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

(190) Do What you Love.

(191) Maybe I’m too late to be your first. But right now, I’m preparing myself to be your last.

(192) It will take time for me to succeed, because my road to success is under construction.

(193) I never forget a face, but yours too ugly to erase from my mind.

(194) I need something more to hold then just a phone.

(195) hate me? don’t care? love me? love you too?think I’m a bitchy? fuck off?

(196) I don’t know which is worse, loving someone knowing its going to cause you pain or being in pain because you can’t love someone.

(197) I need total Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

(198) Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

(199) When i met you i found life.

(200) Don’t ever broke my best friend’s heart, if you do I will try to kill you with my own hands.

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