(201) A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar
(202) I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you
(203) Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me.
(204) You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.
(205) A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for one another…
(206) One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now ~ paulo Coelho
(207) Born with winner Quality’s
(208) You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
(209) LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
(210) I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
(211) You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.
(212) I can’t help but sit here and think about all the stupid stuff we have done together.
(213) When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U….! Happy Teddy Bear Day.
(214) I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
(215) You’ll never know how beautiful you’re to me
(216) Think win-win.
(217) When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
(218) If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
(219) If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I’d have a garden to walk in forever.
(220) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
(221) At some point, You have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, But not in your life.
(222) Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
(223) I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
(224) Let all that you do be done n love.
(225) Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
(226) Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status 😛
(227) Hold a best friend with both your hands.
(228) No one is going to love you, if you don’t love yourself.
(229) Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!
(230) Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
(231) If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
(232) Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
(233) I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
(234) You have girlfriend, I have brain.
(235) We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
(236) Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
(237) For tears use tissue papers not your Facebook status.
(238) Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.
(239) Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
(240) My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.
(241) Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
(242) Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.
(243) Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.
(244) Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.
(245) Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
(246) The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
(247) You are the reason of someone’s smile.
(248) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
(249) The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
(250) Just because I like your whatsapp message does not mean I want to hangout, date, or sleep with you…
(251) Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on.
(252) Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do . . . but how much love we put in that action.
(253) Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want also wants you. But you have to take action to get it.
(254) A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
(255) Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
(256) If you can’t save relationship,At least save your pride.
(257) A man is as young as the woman he feels.
(258) Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
(259) War does not define who is right – only who is left.
(260) Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
(261) Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl 🙂
(262) The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
(263) I took IQ test …..results were negative
(264) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… Just like everybody else
(265) I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
(266) Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
(267) Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
(268) Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!
(269) I always believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up each and every morning.
(270) I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
(271) Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
(272) The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
(273) My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
(274) Only brain is works more…if you use it more.
(275) We do not remember days, we remember moments.
(276) Don’t take life to seriously because you’ll never get out alive
(277) A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
(278) Don’t think you are Nothing.Don’t think you are Everything.But think you are Something.Who can achieve Anything !!
(279) And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln
(280) Love is a game that two can play and both win.
(281) Someone is smiling because you are smiling
(282) If you don’t like something change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.
(283) “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
(284) If at first you don’t succeed…call it Version 1.0.
(285) Experience is how life catches up with us and teaches us to love and forgive each other.
(286) Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
(287) Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
(288) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
(289) Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
(290) Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is.
(291) Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
(292) God gave me life with beginner mode . Changed it to expert mode
(293) Win A Apple mobile, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In Mumbai…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ Please Do This Now.Don’t worry you just break gorilla glass.
(294) My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating you, I hope you do not confirm
(295) When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
(296) Friends make the bad times good… and the good times unforgettable..
(297) A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.
(298) She is so fake that she should have two facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
(299) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age
(300) Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
(301) I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
(302) Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
(303) Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
(304) Trust is like a paper, Once its crumpled. It can’t be perfect.
(305) You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place.
(306) I’m in love with the idea of being in love.
(307) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
(308) You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.
(309) Funny Whatsapp Status :
(310) —;-<@ —;-<@ —;-<@ Roses exclusively for a nice person… ‘YOU‘ From a simple person… ‘ME‘ Keep roses until they dry… Keep my relation until I die… Happy Rose Day!!
(311) I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
(312) Stop saying” I wish: start saying “I will”
(313) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
(314) I never lie, I am a fiction speaker.
(315) Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
(316) You’re In My Thoughts And In My Heart Wherever I May Go On Teddy Bear Day I’d Like To Say I Care More Than You Know.
(317) I’m only responsible for what i say not for what you understand.
(318) Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
(319) A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
(320) I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
(321) Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
(322) One day you’ll finally see, your biggest mistake was not loving me.
(323) Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
(324) They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
(325) You cannot change what you refuse to face.
(326) No one has ever loved me, I was left behind. I only want one thing and one thing i want someone to love me like the way i would love them.
(327) To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship.
(328) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
(329) Just because i let you go, doesn’t mean i wanted to.
(330) God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
(331) On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
(332) And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln
(333) The longer the title the less important the job.
(334) Love is letting go of fear
(335) Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
(336) If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
(337) I wonder, what I could Do or say to make him like me. I wonder, what or who I need to be, to be his. I wonder, when just being me will be enough.
(338) Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love
(339) Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse
(340) Isaac Asimov Too much agreement kills a Conversation
(341) The most important thing in my trust is you.
(342) Don’t just wish for it, work for it.
(343) Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
(344) There’s a difference between “love” and “like” if you like a flower you will pick it, but if you love a flower, you will water it every day.
(345) A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
(346) I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
(347) I don’t know which is worse, keeping your love for someone a secret or telling them and risk being rejected.
(348) Work to express not to impress.
(349) Sometimes following your heart means breaking someone else’s
(350) Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
(351) We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!
(352) The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
(353) So why i would live more when the future is foreseen…
(354) Never, never, never, never give up.
(355) My favorite music is your voice
(356) Every moment I spent with you is like a beautiful dream comes true.
(357) Even when you’re gone, you’re only one that I still want in my arms. You’re the only one I think of all day long.
(358) You’re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.
(359) The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.
(360) Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
(361) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
(362) The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, Be One.
(363) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
(364) People Should Like Or Hate Me For What They Know About Me.
(365) I am not as dumb as you look.
(366) A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
(367) You can replace me, but you can’t replace the memories you had with me.
(368) Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
(369) Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever!
(370) Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
(371) Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
(372) Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
(373) We are never ever getting back together.
(374) Friendship’s the wine of life.
(375) If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
(376) When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
(377) If you can’t the thing, Move on: D
(378) When you are scared of something, step into the unknown.
(379) If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
(380) You were a moment, but now, you’re a memory!
(381) The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
(382) On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
(383) A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
(384) Love is friendship set to music- Joseph Compbell
(385) You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
(386) I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
(387) Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
(388) To be challenged is invitable to be defeated is optional. …
(389) Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.
(390) Only relevant messages, for stupid jokes find someone else.
(391) Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
(392) Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
(393) Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
(394) The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
(395) I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them
(396) Laziness is me middle name.
(397) Don t be afraid of sacrificing your life to God.
(398) Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
(399) I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
(400) Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.