(401) Sweeter than the candies, lovelier than the red roses, more huggable than soft toys, sweetheart wishing you a Rose Day that is as special as you are.. Happy Rose Day!
(402) The body is like a piano, and happiness is like music. it is needful to have the instrument in good order. ~ Henry Ward Beecher
(403) I’ve convinced everyone else that I don’t like you and that I don’t love you anymore. Now all I need to do is convince myself.
(404) If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
(405) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
(406) All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
(407) You will never find the right person, If you don’t let go the wrong one.
(408) My life grow’s but my pain remains forever.
(409) If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
(410) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
(411) I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people, but when I say i love you, I actually mean it.
(412) Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
(413) If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
(414) Our first and last love is- self love.
(415) If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.– Henny Youngman There are only two things women need in life: food and compliments.–Chris Rock
(416) Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.
(417) True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake
(418) Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”
(419) Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
(420) I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.
(421) Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
(422) Never have more children than you have car windows.
(423) I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I know it’ll never be, if only he needed me.
(424) Positivity is contagious. Try it.
(425) Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you’ll never know me.
(426) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
(427) Love is like a brick, you can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.
(428) Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
(429) I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier
(430) I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
(431) Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.
(432) I don’t need a photograph cause you have never left my mind.
(433) Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?
(434) There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn’t give a F..bad..!
(435) If you can convince anyone… confuse them.
(436) Love is not about how much you say “i love you” but how much you can prove that it’s true.
(437) You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
(438) Don’t give a fu*k what people think about you.. Be you!
(439) Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
(440) The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
(441) A good friend asks what you’re thinking.
(442) . Only fools fall in love and i think, i am one of them.
(443) I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
(444) Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
(445) Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
(446) Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
(447) Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
(448) Too busy to update a status. 0_o
(449) One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
(450) When I see my phone light up, I always hope that it’s a text message from you….
(451) Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
(452) I don’t need a photograph cause you have never left my mind.
(453) Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
(454) Never even know if you never even try.
(455) Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
(456) Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
(457) Your love has brought me the best joy.
(458) Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
(459) Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
(460) Its too late to take back all the you put me through.. I’m moving on with my life.
(461) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
(462) You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
(463) I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
(464) I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
(465) Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
(466) Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3
(467) Who am I?
(468) Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.
(469) My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
(470) I am perfectly happy being his friend, in fact I love it… I just have this incredible urge to kiss him, that doesn’t go away… and this feeling that we would be perfect together.
(471) When he’s around, my whole body knows it. I’ll keep talking and stuff, but my mind will have no idea what I’m saying, I keep wondering if there’s a term for this.
(472) C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.
(473) When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
(474) Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.
(475) You have the perfect face for radio.
(476) Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up’.
(477) One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
(478) There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You
(479) I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
(480) Works begin in the minds of men.
(481) Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight
(482) When love is not madness , it is not love- Pedro Calderon
(483) Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.
(484) A man is already halfway in love with any woman who understands to him.
(485) When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
(486) You don’t have time to pass your love.
(487) Without friends no one would choose to live.
(488) If you fall. I’ll be there.
(489) You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
(490) Best friends: it’s a promise, not a label.
(491) Keep Calm…I’m Single.
(492) My Attitude is my born gift and nobody takes it from me.
(493) I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he needs more proof.
(494) Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
(495) Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
(496) I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
(497) Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
(498) I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms 🙁
(499) Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
(500) When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
(501) Dear God, thanks for making me special. B-)
(502) Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
(503) sometimes the people that u don’t want to get hurt doesn’t care if they hurt you!
(504) The trouble is that you think you’ve time!
(505) I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.
(506) Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.
(507) The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
(508) Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
(509) Marriage is the main chief cause of divorce.
(510) You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn
(511) Why can’t you just tell me how you feel, because how you act is confusing me. You walk by me like I’m no one, you smile at me like I’m anyone, you hug me like I’m someone… but kiss, the way you kiss me, its as if I’m the only one.
(512) I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
(513) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
(514) Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
(515) I’m missing someone right now…and that someone is you.
(516) Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
(517) Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
(518) My heart always will be yours.
(519) I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me.
(520) Out of all your lies, You said to me.. “I love you” was my favorite.
(521) You are always in my thoughts.
(522) Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
(523) It’s not about what god gives to you; it’s about how you handle what god gives to you.
(524) You may be out of my life…but the memories we made remain in my heart forever <3
(525) If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.
(526) When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
(527) When you are through changing,You are through.
(528) Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
(529) Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.
(530) I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
(531) The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
(532) The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
(533) Some Love Status for WhatsApp
(534) Don’t Copy My Style.Or you will be prosecuted.
(535) You are the best thing that’s ever been.
(536) My mom really thinks my friends are putting bad influences on me. But honestly,usually I’m the one coming up with the ideas. :p
(537) Take out N out of friend, and you are cooked
(538) When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
(539) You are my sun my moon & all my stars (use symbols to show sun moon & stars)
(540) Not every goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
(541) Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
(542) Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai
(543) The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
(544) Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
(545) If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
(546) The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.
(547) Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
(548) I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
(549) I’ll stand by you 4ever
(550) In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
(551) There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
(552) I’ll love you until the day after forever.
(553) Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.
(554) What’s the point in all this screaming,no one’s Listening any way.
(555) Mohabbat to sab karte hai par,Main karun to sala character dhila hai.
(556) ‘This rose day I wish that all the thorns on the path of your life be vanquished and your life path be filled with petals of love, friendship and blessings.’ Happy Rose Day!!
(557) True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
(558) The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.
(559) I want to get close with you like, shoes with laces,teeth with braces or ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
(560) Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
(561) There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
(562) You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
(563) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it does not come back, it was never meant to be.
(564) On This Day I Promise U.Teddy Day is Very Beautiful Day on This Day I Promise U that I Will be always With You.My every breath is For You and For!!!Ever Happy Teddy Day.
(565) Isn’t it funny how you can still get butterflies in your stomach, even though you have known the person for years.
(566) If you can’t change your fate then change your attitude.
(567) I hate math but I love counting money.
(568) A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast
(569) Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
(570) All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
(571) It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.
(572) Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
(573) The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
(574) Life is always up and down, so why are you worried when you are at the bottom; the next place is up.
(575) I won’t leave a note for anyone to find tomorrow they will know what I’ve done here tonight.
(576) When ever I get a headache I always take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
(577) And A boy never express
(578) I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
(579) Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
(580) Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. – Wyn Owen Justin
(581) Home Is Where The Heart Is.
(582) Smile. It has the power to make your day.
(583) With this rose, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you… I am like a rose, not because of it?s beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with you… Happy Rose Day!
(584) Person you love is 72.8% Water.
(585) Crazy people will always do weird stuff.
(586) Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??
(587) Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
(588) I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!
(589) When u start missing,u fall in love again.
(590) When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.
(591) I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
(592) The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
(593) Person you love is 72.8% water.
(594) Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.
(595) Everybody knows how to love, but only few know how to love forever.
(596) When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you..
(597) Love What you Do.
(598) Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛
(599) The only way is to move on, because if you don’t you’ll be suck where you are.
(600) Love can be demonstrated not defined.