(601) “Please don’t ever get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is what I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
(602) You pull me down to your level, n then u beat me by experience!
(603) Be nice or leave–Thank you.
(604) No relationship is perfect. You just have to know in your heart of hearts that the person you are with is truly worth fighting for no matter what.
(605) I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
(606) I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with
(607) Love is when reality is better than your dreams.
(608) They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle.
(609) Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
(610) Distance sometimes lets you know who’s worth keeping and who’s worth letting go.
(611) When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don’t understand that you make yourself available for them every time.
(612) I will marry the girl, who looks nice in her Adhaar card copy.
(613) It’s about being with that person that makes you happy in a way no one else can!
(614) Do Love the neighbor. But don’t ever get caught.
(615) To make your dream come true you need to wake up.
(616) A apparent soul is usually the sign of a bad memory.
(617) Never trust those people who don’t understand your feelings.
(618) ‘Work until you don’t have to introduce yourself ‘
(619) Remember it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
(620) A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t
(621) Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
(622) I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
(623) I act like I don’t care, but deep inside, it hurts.
(624) If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.
(625) That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
(626) Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
(627) Nothing last forever.
(628) A great many people have a soldier’s stomach – everything they eat goes to the front.
(629) The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
(630) I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
(631) From the girls point of view, the guy always chooses the sluts. From the guys point of view, the girl always chooses the jerks.
(632) If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
(633) Some people learn to dance the others are born to.
(634) Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself.
(635) True love does not have a happy ending, because true love never ends.
(636) I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION
(637) Don’t try to buy Love and Happiness.
(638) Ignorance is a characteristic amongst many, while wisdom is a virtue to few.
(639) “Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.
(640) How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
(641) Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
(642) A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
(643) The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.
(644) The Rose Speaks of Love Silently, in a language known only to the Heart. Happy Rose Day!
(645) Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
(646) When your girlfriend picks a restaurant that is very costly, you just say “Oh yeah, that’s where the really cute girl works”. ……. (funny girlfriend status)
(647) I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
(648) The More You wraps Your Feelings for Someone, The More You Fall for Them.
(649) Love has no limits.
(650) Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
(651) I wonder how many times we forgive just because we don’t want to lose someone. Even if they don’t deserve forgiveness..:))
(652) Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
(653) Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
(654) If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears :'(
(655) One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
(656) Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
(657) I don’t insult people, I just define them.
(658) Hey, I found your nose, it was in my business again!
(659) Laugh at your obstacles everybody else does.
(660) Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
(661) I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
(662) Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
(663) Don’t check my status, look into my heart.
(664) How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.
(665) If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way.
(666) And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
(667) I talk to myself often that way I ensure I am talking to better class of people.
(668) ? Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
(669) Rules are made to be break.
(670) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
(671) In love you have to listen before you feel.
(672) Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them….”
(673) Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
(674) The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
(675) I don’t have an attitude problem,I have a personality you can’t handle.
(676) No matter how impossible, unattainable, or unimaginable something may seem…if it’s meant to be, it’ll be.
(677) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 ??
(678) Two fundamentals to follow for cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,then who is the king now ?
(679) Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
(680) A moment in my arms, forever in my heart..
(681) Kiss me and you will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you.
(682) No love is greater than mom’s love, no care is greater than dad’s care.Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.
(683) If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.
(684) I have some 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
(685) Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!
(686) Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true, every time i hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
(687) “I don’t insult people,I just simply describe them”.
(688) Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
(689) I don’t stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
(690) It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
(691) If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
(692) I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
(693) I never wanted to be your whole life – just your favourite part …… funny whatsapp status
(694) Every time i look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.
(695) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
(696) Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
(697) I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
(698) Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
(699) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
(700) Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover
(701) I dreamed a dream.
(702) How come there’s only one monopolies commission? ~ Nigel Rees
(703) Hold me tight and never let go.
(704) The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
(705) “Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status”.
(706) We all get addicted to something that takes away the pain.
(707) Beauty disappear After Time, But Personality remains forever!
(708) Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
(709) I need someone who won’t give up on me, no matter how many times I mess up.
(710) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
(711) When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
(712) Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
(713) Sometimes we go out of our way to make someone love us in return, but suddenly fate intervenes and says “oops, wrong person”.
(714) Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
(715) Loving someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.
(716) Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
(717) Do you want to judge me? Please take a look at you.
(718) Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle.
(719) Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
(720) All Experience is an arch to build upon ~ Henry Adams
(721) People who die by suicide don’t want to end their live they want to end their pain.
(722) I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
(723) If you left me without a REASON, Do not come back with an Excuse.
(724) When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
(725) Don’t wait for the moment. It will never come if you don’t know how to get it.
(726) If I was pretty would you love me? If I was perfect would you want me? If I loved you would you leave me?
(727) Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!
(728) I’m so Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As They have!
(729) They are Useless without the Person You want to Laugh with .. !!
(730) A Single Rose for u for being in my life,Thank you so mush to complete my Life.Happy Rose Day.
(731) A fake smile can hide a million tears.
(732) Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you. Happy Rose Day!
(733) Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
(734) Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
(735) It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.
(736) I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
(737) When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
(738) Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
(739) Work until you will complete your milestone.
(740) In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
(741) I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
(742) Always remember you are unique just like every one else.
(743) Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
(744) After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…
(745) Please don’t walk away…I’m sorry I am so sorry, and now you’re walking away.
(746) I don’t want to fall in love with you, but stay in love with you forever.
(747) Silent people have the greatest heart.
(748) Don’t scare me I poop easily.
(749) A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
(750) Best friends become the highlight of your life and the ‘low light’ of your problems.
(751) It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
(752) To love one is the beginning of a life-long romance.
(753) For God so loved you that He gave His only Son, that if you believe in Him you shall not perish but have eternal life. Happy Easter!
(754) When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
(755) “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
(756) I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you but you were killing me.
(757) I can’t find the reason why I like you. I believe that’s what love does.
(758) I Can’t See Myself Without You.
(759) If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.
(760) At least I can still smoke in my car.
(761) I’m glad you’re happy. I can’t say that I’m completely happy for you but I guess that’s just a part of life, I’ll always have feelings for you but the rest of the world is forcing me to move on.
(762) A little anger or ego will burn up ..The nobility of GOOD HEART
(763) Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.
(764) Insanity is my only means of relaxation
(765) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
(766) “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
(767) The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
(768) Hey there….. be there
(769) Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
(770) Not everyone is meant to be in a long term thing. Maybe I should just give up.
(771) It is hard to fly when something is weighting you down.
(772) Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.
(773) The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.
(774) I fell for you, but you didn’t catch me.
(775) If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.
(776) So many of my smiles begin with you.
(777) I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
(778) I have decided to stick with love-Martin Luther King
(779) It’s a good day to have a good day.
(780) Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
(781) Enjoy Life, there is plenty of time to be dead.
(782) My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
(783) Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others.
(784) My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.
(785) Today’s moment is to be lived, shared and enjoyed so be the one who brings a little magic to others and have an awesome time doing it.
(786) Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.
(787) You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
(788) If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(789) If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh!!
(790) Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
(791) It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
(792) Before I met you I never knew what it was it like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
(793) If you’re not doing the things that you love, then your life is not worth living. What are you here for?
(794) Thinking boy should express first …
(795) Happiness is not the absence of problems. It’s the ability to deal with them.
(796) Love is like quicksand, The deeper you fall in, The harder it is to get out.
(797) who knows me best? middle name, fave color, eye color, and fave season.
(798) A goal properly set is halfway reached
(799) Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
(800) I like to name my iPod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.