(1001) Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
(1002) I never stopped loving you. But i stopped showing it to you..
(1003) A promise means everything but once it is broken sorry means nothing.
(1004) Happy Rose Day My Sweet Heart!!!
(1005) Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
(1006) A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
(1007) I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
(1008) There is no price in market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,
(1009) I miss you, but I know you don’t care.
(1010) The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
(1011) Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
(1012) I am going to concede, support me!
(1013) Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
(1014) SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
(1015) I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…
(1016) There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
(1017) Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect
(1018) You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place.
(1019) A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
(1020) Silence is the most powerful scream. (Best whatsapp messages)
(1021) It’s funny how seeing you gives me both Joy & sadness at the same time.
(1022) If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
(1023) If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.
(1024) If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
(1025) Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.
(1026) Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan
(1027) People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
(1028) If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t seem wonderful at all.
(1029) Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours!
(1030) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
(1031) Don’t lose yourself trying to love someone
(1032) Your smile is the key of my heart.
(1033) A smiling face always has a painful heart.
(1034) Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
(1035) I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
(1036) Why try holding onto the past when the future could be so much better.
(1037) How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
(1038) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
(1039) Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
(1040) Who are you to judge the life I live? I’m not perfect and I don’t have to be! Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean. -Bob Marley
(1041) My friends are my estate…
(1042) I’m not perfect, I am original.
(1043) After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
(1044) Error:status is unavailable.
(1045) I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem !
(1046) A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
(1047) Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
(1048) Time is precious, waste it wisely.
(1049) Friendship is based on trust, without it ; there is nothing.
(1050) The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
(1051) I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
(1052) I was pro life before I met you.
(1053) Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
(1054) To be interesting…be interested.
(1055) if you have none around you to help!!that means God has full trust on you..Trust yourself
(1056) I text faster depending on how important the person is to me.
(1057) Just give me time and I will get over you.
(1058) This isn’t a Whatsapp Status…this is just to show that no status
(1059) If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
(1060) Do things that make you happy with the confines of the legal system.
(1061) I hate being broken.I hate that i cannot go back.
(1062) Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
(1063) I love you all because hate is my enemy.
(1064) Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status
(1065) Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
(1066) The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
(1067) After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
(1068) I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you Stupid. I really though you already knew.
(1069) DEAR WEATHER – don’t be too Romantic plzz. …Your’s sincerely. Coz Some 1 Single :p ?? ??
(1070) To my cutest cuddly wife, Who is certainly my life, This teddy bear is a sign That you will be forever mine.
(1071) No life without her.
(1072) I drink therefore I am
(1073) I want someone to shut me up by kissing me.
(1074) SUCCESS belongs only to those who are willing to work harder than anyone else.
(1075) Only you can give me that feeling.
(1076) Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
(1077) Ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha
(1078) Love is all you need.
(1079) I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
(1080) I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
(1081) Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
(1082) Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.
(1083) You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
(1084) If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident
(1085) Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
(1086) Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true, every time i hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
(1087) There are two ways to rule me and nobody knows them!!
(1088) Silence is the most powerful scream.
(1089) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
(1090) Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status
(1091) regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.
(1092) You can rest in my life forever
(1093) I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.
(1094) War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
(1095) Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.
(1096) People laugh at me becoz i am different and i laugh becoz they all are same.
(1097) If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.
(1098) It’s a good day to have a good day.
(1099) “”My attitude is depends on the people who are and who will be in front of me now and then….””
(1100) The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
(1101) Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
(1102) Just follow the glow; yeah it won’t be long just to know that you’re not alone.
(1103) Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
(1104) His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
(1105) When in doubt, mumble.
(1106) Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
(1107) Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it.
(1108) Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
(1109) Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
(1110) Life goes on… Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. or stay behind locked in the past thinking of what could’ve been.
(1111) You have to be an odd one, to be number one.
(1112) One Of The Hardest Things To Do.Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.
(1113) It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.
(1114) Wouldn’t it be perfect crime if i stole your heart and you stole mine.
(1115) I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
(1116) Be the first to the field and the last to the Divan (sofa).
(1117) I may not be perfect, but I’m always me.
(1118) Evil is obvious only in retrospect
(1119) I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
(1120) Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
(1121) Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. – Alan benett
(1122) Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
(1123) According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
(1124) “There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met”.
(1125) Fact of life: A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new each day.
(1126) Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better
(1127) Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
(1128) Being stupid is its own reward.
(1129) So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking..”
(1130) Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
(1131) I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
(1132) I think mobiles are better than girls at least we can switch off them for some time.
(1133) Our new generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we just text or call to say we’re outside..;)
(1134) All great changes are preceded by chaos.
(1135) When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
(1136) Just because i let you go, doesn’t mean i wanted to.
(1137) Lead Ur Life Similar To A Dictionary,Providing Meaning To Everyone Who Refers You
(1138) The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
(1139) Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!
(1140) Dad, A son’s first Hero, A Daughter’s first love.
(1141) Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
(1142) I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
(1143) Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
(1144) Do good, chop good; do evil, chop evil.
(1145) I need to let you go.
(1146) When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
(1147) Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
(1148) You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀
(1149) It’s your life make it large as much as you can. ( Life status)
(1150) My rose is red, Your eyes are blue, You love me, and I love u. Happy valentine’s day. Happy Rose Day!
(1151) Everybody knows that something’s wrong but nobody knows what’s going on.
(1152) So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
(1153) I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
(1154) Sometimes u don’t realize ur own strengths until someone tries to take advantage of ur weaknesses !!!
(1155) My arms are too short to box with God.
(1156) I promise to be there when u need me,i promise to hug you tight when you are lonely
(1157) Wishing You A Year Filled With Great Joy Peace And Prosperity Have A Wonderful Year Ahead Happy New Year!!!
(1158) I have found that if you love life, life will love you always.
(1159) I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.
(1160) Hey there whatsapp is using me.
(1161) Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine 🙂
(1162) The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings – words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.
(1163) Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need an expert advice.
(1164) We’ll do what we gotta do, see what we gotta see, and if in the end we end up together, then we’ll know it was meant to be.
(1165) When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me
(1166) I can resist everything except temptation.
(1167) Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness…
(1168) It’s painful to see someone you love with someone else.
(1169) Do all things with love.
(1170) A man quitely asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress d beautiful girl i know, which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
(1171) Never tell your friends all what goes on with your relationship. That should be between you and that person only.
(1172) Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
(1173) Speak truth. You don’t have to remember what you said.
(1174) It doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again <3
(1175) I have tons of dreams to make you happy.
(1176) Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping 🙁
(1177) I will not let my past define who i am today
(1178) Teddy bears don’t need hearts as they are already stuffed with love. I m ur Teddy with a big heart.
(1179) My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
(1180) When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
(1181) Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
(1182) I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that. They always Smile.. ….best Life status
(1183) Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
(1184) A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
(1185) When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
(1186) Mine is not lazy, I just like saving energy
(1187) Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
(1188) I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people, but when I say i love you, I actually mean it.
(1189) “I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.”? Chris Colfer
(1190) Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
(1191) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
(1192) I’ve learned that guys can make the best of friends… my best friend is a guy, and I can tell him anything and everything… oh except the fact that I’m absolutely crazy about him… that part always seems to stay out of our conversations.
(1193) If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
(1194) If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
(1195) When I count my blessings i count you twice.
(1196) Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you.
(1197) The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.
(1198) I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???
(1199) Love is the slowest form of suicide.
(1200) A friendship that can cease has never been real.
(1201) Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it …….Attitude status
(1202) Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
(1203) There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
(1204) My _|_ salutes you.
(1205) Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
(1206) The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
(1207) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
(1208) The two best ever times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re really angry.
(1209) No Matter How CRAZY N FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You. Its USELESS Without The PERSON , YOU Want To LAUGH With ….
(1210) The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.
(1211) I need a relationship like where you instantly miss each other right after being together.
(1212) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
(1213) Hi there! I am using my brain!
(1214) Life is nothing without friendship.
(1215) Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
(1216) I think love is fearless.
(1217) The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.
(1218) Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..
(1219) Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
(1220) The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together… but how good you are for each other.
(1221) The road to success is always under construction.
(1222) with a fear of losing her as a dear friend
(1223) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(1224) I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…
(1225) A friend is not the one that will kill for you, but the one that will die for you.
(1226) How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?
(1227) Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
(1228) I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
(1229) When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
(1230) Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
(1231) That really sad moment when your internet doesn’t work and same time you don’t know what to do with your life. Quite a sad moment:(:( ??
(1232) The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
(1233) Love is just love, it can never explained.
(1234) His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
(1235) Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away…
(1236) Don’t worry. God is always on time.
(1237) Only 2 things can change a woman mood- I Love you & 50% discount.
(1238) Failures are temporary ,But success is Permanent
(1239) The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
(1240) I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
(1241) Always remember that you’re unique just like everyone else.
(1242) If you resolve to give up drinking, You don’t actually live longer, It’s just seems longer.
(1243) I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.
(1244) Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.
(1245) If you will bind yourself with positive thoughts, nobody can defeat you. Even you don’t have a single weapon for your victory in war.
(1246) Don’t tell me to change, I can’t perfect myself anymore.
(1247) On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
(1248) Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
(1249) I only get jealous because i love you, and i don’t want anyone else to have you.
(1250) God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
(1251) You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me.
(1252) You cannot rise suddenly in the world, even a sun cannot.
(1253) Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
(1254) Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
(1255) I am a better investor because I am a businessman and a better businessman because I am an investor. – Warren Buffett
(1256) Go to heaven for the quite climate and hell for the company.
(1257) If you have a best friend that you never wanna loose, then post this on your wall.
(1258) Cleaning is just putting the stuff in less obvious places.
(1259) I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
(1260) The Earth without Art is just Eh.
(1261) “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””
(1262) Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
(1263) The only way to resist temptation is to succumb to it
(1264) I hate you for the sacrifices you made for me.
(1265) Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
(1266) Do what you love? Who the hell is stopping you?
(1267) Always remember, Money is not everything in life, but, Make sure you earn, sufficient before you think of such nonsense.
(1268) Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
(1269) Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
(1270) Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
(1271) You can only try your best. And if they can’t appreciate that, it’s their fault, not yours.
(1272) you the read first line wrong…
(1273) Be with someone who is proud to have you.
(1274) it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.
(1275) Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
(1276) Look at the keyboard. U and I will always be together.
(1277) When love is not madness, it is not love
(1278) There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
(1279) I don’t insult people , I just describe them””
(1280) Nothing is fine, but when I’m with you everything is fine
(1281) I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won. ……. Funny whatsapp status
(1282) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
(1283) I complained my life to a girl, She replied : Hmm.. ok
(1284) You can hurt me with the truth, But please don’t comfort me with your lies.
(1285) Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself.
(1286) I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson.
(1287) Sometimes you need to run away, Just to see who will come after you.
(1288) Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
(1289) You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
(1290) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!
(1291) I know only that i know nothing.
(1292) If loving you is wrong, Then i don’t want to be right.
(1293) The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
(1294) You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
(1295) The person who hates you, loves you the most..
(1296) Don’t say I Love You. Prove it.
(1297) When I’m with you, the only place where I want to be is CLOSER ??
(1298) Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
(1299) I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
(1300) Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny!
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